More Guns than Roses
Jan 04
- I hate New York New York.
- I should always and only play poker. No table games.
- New Year’s Eve in Vegas is a whole lot of shoving, yelling, debauchery and not enough fireworks.
- Cheap buffets are surprisingly very very good.
- I collected 13 $1 chips from 13 different casinos.
- Roulette on the slots is a great game. You’re never a loser.
- I had only one alcoholic beverage, Stella Artois, with my Dad over a steak and lobster dinner at the Fremont.
- The drive from Norcal takes too damn long.
- People who continuously say the phrase “Winner, winner chicken dinner” really need to think of something more original.
- You too can be a legalized prostitute in Las Vegas. I just wonder what “test” you’d have to take in order to get the license.
- Vegas is a filthy, dirty, vulgar city…there should be a nickname that is suitable for it.
